After weeks of learning military customs and traditions, you finally get a chance to use your newly learned salute for real … uh oh, here comes a real officer … I hope I don’t blow this … bring my arm up close to my body … he’s almost here … should I wait for him, no I’m supposed to go first … oh crap here goes …. #&@*&$^^$*@*!@9 son of a bitch!!!!