Welcome to the first INCOMING! Caption Contest!!!! I was doodling one day and came up with this drawing, however I had no caption for it. I thought I’d offer it up to the readers to come up with a caption. Submit your caption of choice to shepart@aol.com and we’ll select the one we feel bests suits the drawing.
The winner will receive the original B+W drawing plus a signed color print of the cartoon with the winning caption on it. I’ll also add the caption to the web site so all the others can see the winning words.
Get out there and sharpen your pencils and start thinking of captions … no limit to the number of submissions but the deadline is Friday, the 25th.
Good luck and I look forward to your comments …
“Don’t you be eyeballing me, boy!”
“Are you eye balling me son?”
Just because I told you I was your Daddy for the next 8 weeks, doesn’t mean you can borrow my Jeep, Boy
“I catch you at the woman’s latrine one more time and you’ll be cleaning it for a month!”
No, I do not want to be your BFF on face book you Idiot!
“You e-mail my sister one more time and your ass is grass and I’m the lawn mower!”
“I catch you selling one more case of MREs on E-Bay and you’re going to be assigned to latrine detail so long you’ll think you’re the Tidy Bowl man!”
What do you think you are doing Pvt.? Did I see you slacking off? Did I say you can answer me? Drop down and give me 20!
“If I catch you with your ipad on parade one more time I’m using it for gunnery practice!”
“NOT YOUR LEFT BUT THE OTHER LEFT!!!”
“When I said Platoon will retire I did not mean go and collect your pension!!”
You idiot! I said “STOW” the Claymore, not “BLOW” the claymore!
“Next time you open your mouth during a march I want to hear real military cadence, and not this Lady Gaga crap!”
“No the exercise is not on Call Of Duty Black Ops!”
Excuse me Sarge but there’s a booger stuck to your finger
Johnson! Holy Sh*t! Look at your uniform!
You looked as f**ked up as a soup sandwich.
You’re a g*dd*mn Chicken Noodle Hoagie!”!”
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T WANT ME TO ASK AND YOU WON’T TELL
No, Private…You did NOT see the General with a goat…
“No I wont tuck you in at night!”
(one for us Brits out there)
“You’re on KP for the next three years for striping down and rebuilding the CO’s Challenger tank in his office!”
“You’ve got thirty seconds to explain these packages you keep getting at Mail Call from Victoria’s Secret!”
“Why have you not subscribed to Incoming yet?”